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Stolen from several people. Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it.)
1. Cap'n Jack
2. Bootstrap Bill
5. Severus Snape
6. Remus Lupin
9. Vincent Valentine
10.Reno the Turk
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Remus/L? Uhmmm ... no, and I don't think it would work. L is too creepy for Rem's liking.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sporticus: LOLZ. Yes. Yes I do. XD
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Norrie/Mugen: OH MY GOD. Mugen + preggers = LOLZ x 10000. Not only would Norrie be too scared to get close to smelly Mugen, but to get Mugen mpreg would take a miracle.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Vincent: Actually, I haven't read any FFVII fanfic ... I figure the fanbase for it is HUGE, I'd never be able to weed out a good Vinny fic to save my life.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Bootstrap/Remus: Yeah, I see it going pretty well. Bootstrap being the gentleman that he is and all, he's serenade Remus rather well, and Rem being the hopeless romantic would totally latch on.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Sev/Vincent or Sev/Reno: I think Sev/Vinny would work better, because they're both bat-like and creepy emo kids. Sev would hex the red pubes off Reno before he had a chance to get anywhere close to Sev while naked.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Jin walked in on Bootstrap and Vincent: Hmmm ... well, Jin would probably turn beat red, pushhis glasses back up his nose and turn right around and back out the door ... or maybe he'd stay and watch. I can see Bootstrap make sweet love to emo Vincent and Vincent take it like the bitch he really is.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Chad-o and Reno: Chad-o and Reno get in an after school scuffle with some thugs trying to steal Chad-o's jewelery, Reno comes to the rescue instead of Ichigo, and Reno kicks ass all the while smoking a cig. Then, he's so hot and bothered by the good fight that he either wants a drink or a fuck.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Jack/Mugen: Dear goodness, I hope not. I can't see these two getting along at all. Jack would be squirming all over the place and Mugen would be all "growl, stay still!" Although if the two of them got really drunk together, who knows what might happen.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Jin/Norrie: Blue. Because it both matches their appearance, and their emo-ness
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Sporticus/Jack: O_o No. That's just too fucked up.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Jin: Well, I'm usually the one playing the Jin roll, but neldluva has a good WIP piece that involves the SamCham group that is quite tasty.
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
L: I think someone does. Not sure who, but I get most of my DeathNote stuff from 4chan.
14. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Reno: IKUUUU! (means "I'm coming" in Japanese XD) in a really bottom bitch sorta way, all high pitched and whimper-y.
15. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Mugen: I wanna fuck you like an animal, no doubt.
16. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Jack/Remus/Norrie: Oooh boy. Bondage, bottle play, drunk pirate dirty talk, and whips.
17. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Bootstrap/Reno: All he'd have to do was shake a bottle of rum in front of Reno's eyes and he'd be inbed faster than you can say "Spanish Main".
18. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Sev: A few days ago, a very kinky young Sev/Rem fic that was based on a fanart drawing of Rem wanking in the library. Very hawt.
19. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Remus: fisting XD
20. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
L shag Vincent ... maybe, if Vincent was desperate enough.
21. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Jin and Chad-o: Wow, you've got samurai speed versus brute strength. I think Chad-o wins this one, merely for being so big and yet so kind. He'd show Jin how it's done, and he'd do it right.
22. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three."
What title would you give this fic?
"Too many fandoms" that's what I'd call it.
23. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Jin/Mugen: IT IS!! LOLZ xD