August 16th, 2007

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Taken from a Digg.com posting:

It’s official. The “Jurassic Park” franchise is as good as extinct.

Bloody-Disgusting has revealed some plot speculation for the fourth film.

From Bloody-Disgusting:

Universal Pictures has officially begun casting for Jurassic Park IV, which will film in Kauai, Hawaii later this year! Laura Dern confirmed her return to the franchise as Dr. Ellie Sattler here as Sam Neill will NOT return. We’re told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.

This is dangerously close to Dr. Evil’s “sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.”

The only way I can see this working is if they cast Snakes on a Plane veteran Samuel Jackson opposite Laura Dern, and fully embrace the cheese.


First of all, kudos to Hollywood for not having any more talent to create fun, original movies. Instead, they've gone on to beat the dead horse that was Jurassic Park after the 2nd film ...

Second of all, I get the feeling this poster hasn't even seen the 1st movie, otherwise he'd know that Sam L. was already in in this ... quadrilogy *shudder*

And what else is funny about this, is I found a rather interesting picture yesterday ...



It appears that they've already got their inspiration.
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