December 31st, 2005

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kozibot's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 10% Politically Correct!)



Started : 01st January 2006 03:48:26 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 08:41:43 PM
Alco Money! : $ 529

Guests of Honour

vox_angel is a constipated Hindu who shits everywhere just for attention. vox_angel drank 16 Tequilas.
kozibot is an easy-going Agnostic. kozibot drank 8 Vodkas, 9 Sherrys, 3 Ciders.
doom_apple is a dismayed Hindu. doom_apple drank 3 Lagers, 2 Hot Toddys, 1 Kahlua, 7 Ciders, 2 Mescals.
otonami is a compulsive Taoist. otonami drank 3 Everclears.
zeekart is a vivacious Hindu. zeekart drank 3 Sambuccas, 3 Ales, 1 Irish Cream, 1 Mint Julep.
kinkyprude is a vivacious Wiccan and is as anti-alcohol as they come. kinkyprude drank 19 Aligator Bites.
dorkyhobbit is a desponent Taoist. dorkyhobbit drank 1 Mescal, 1 Cider.
ensui is an overwrought Atheist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker who once wrote 'If You Come Down My Chimney Again I Shall Tear Your Furry Balls Off' in a letter to Santa. ensui drank 2 Everclears, 5 Aftershocks.
bluerose25 is a low-spirited Buddhist. bluerose25 drank 1 Tequila, 5 White Wines, 8 Mescals, 2 Coffee Liqueurs, 3 Kahluas, 1 Cognac.
kaptainsnot is a good-humored Muslim. kaptainsnot drank 20 Cosmopolitans.
blarowe is a graceful Buddhist. blarowe drank 17 Ales.

Sick!

Clean up at kozibot's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 9 of them!

Lovers

They spent the whole night at the party hidden away in kozibot's garden shed and it seems as though otonami and ensui are now going to be a permanent fixture!

The Drunkest

Oh kinkyprude! You make Alex Higgins look dry! You sultry fellow thou!

Random Events

kozibot and bluerose25 fought all night after bluerose25 whipped out a picture
of kozibot's naked ass and passed it around to alll of the giggling minnions in the room. zeekart wet themselves amidst the hysteria.

kozibot was expelled from the house at 06 PM for taking a piss in a fishtank


Happy New Year!

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I was kicked out of my own house? XD Oh man, this is hillarious. Stolen from puellaris

Happy New Year y'all.