For those who don't know, I mean Christian Colson or Tom Riddle.
I was in England at this summer camp. He and I were dating. I went to go visit him at his cabin, he lived on the second floor. I threw a rock at his window to get his attention. Apparently he was mad at me for some reason, bt I coersed him to come down to meet me. I was trying to get an appology to him, while a truck pulled up behind us and a bunch of immigrants were loaded into it.
I also had this monster wad of gum in my mouth that just wouldn't come out, so I couldn't talk very well. I tried to spit it out, but it was waaaay too sticky, so I began to pull bits of it out. I just kept pulling chunks of gum out of my mouth until I had a wad about the size of my fist, and Christian wouldn't kiss me untill all the gum was gone. It was very odd, sitting in Christians lap while pulling out bits of gum.
Needless to say, I never got all the gum out, and Christian never got to kiss me. Well, he did tease me by kissing my neck and shoulder. Aaah, he was so sexay.
I go home today. I have work ... I also have work to do here. Bler. I don't want to leave. >< I need to get a job down here.
You are The Cap'n!
Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power. You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants. Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies where they are and imagining them where they are not.
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