August 3rd, 2003


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Congratulations on being the creator of a new
Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first devour a pope. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, paralyzed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes?

Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of winged monkeys hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must activate your time machine, bringing about the return of the antichrist. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.

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